no me and my dad forgot

>>9780 Don't you have to buy something before you can get a free slurpee? Negating the fact that it's free?

>>9810 No I'm pretty sure you can just walk into 7-eleven and claim a free slurpee and walk out

>>9811 Make a video of you doing this as proof.

>>9812 I would but I don't go outside

>>9813 >I don't go outside Then how do you know 7-eleven do free slurpees?

>>9816 You don't need to go outside to suspect that, I just found what other people said online

>>9822 What if they lied?

>>9823 What if I kill you right now

>>9826 If you get me a free 7-eleven slurpee, then you can kill me!

>>9828 W-will I have to carnally pleasure you also or is the slurpee enough in exchange for your soul? I-Watashi has never met such a kind patron...

>>9829 Please give me a slurpee

keep your desires in check

>>9834 Make me

>>9829 Yes, get me a free 7-eleven slurpee, and then a nice slippery sloppy '''''slurpee'''''

>>9835 Ravenous Beast

>>9829 >carnally pleasure you

>>9853 What anime are these characters from?

>>9884 I think they are from the same anime that Miku Hatsune is from

>>9884 They're from Touhou Hikarin, it's a cool game series Reimu and Marisa are their names