I would like to find OP and fondle him.

To the land of cotton.

>>7593 i would like to lustfully GROPE this poster's VAGINA

>>7596

>>7597 and SQUISH her GAZONKERS

you're disgusting

oi jake you lazy slag, come thru and help me with the groceries! i had to go to asda mate. but listen dude, when i went in there, there was like a plethora of naked dudes trying to fuck the cash register. dude im like what in the hell i cant find a proper job in today's economy and i see naked guys sticking their wees in the cash register?! is that even safe?! still... im not into people's fetishes, maybe PENIS compression is their kink. i love compressing files, it saves space, but weenies? HELL NAH! and listen jake, as i get groceries, the naked guys approach me and then the lights go out. they go like "now its time to get funky, my friend". and dude, i actually started running for my life. good thing the margarine fell and opened. ill never forget how these dudes slipped on that margarine and fell on the floor. like a sack of potatoes. so, we have no margarine, so no more 2 kilogram margarine sandwiches. also forgot to tell you, remember jeremy? the dude that stole the cooking oil from mcdonalds. he got ran over by a truck, but is somehow alive.

>>7596 i am going to jack you off

fu ck

>>7603 i mean it, i will stroke you off

fucking evil hellspawns

>>7605 his PENIS is hard! he wants to be stroked off!

>>7602 This is not highschool, do it with your VAGINA

>>7607 how about you do it with your VAGINA

>>7611 Have you tried BUTTSEX yet?

>>7630 yes with your [censorship]

>>7587 >>7596 tickle this posters butthole!

I want to go home

>>7729 it gets better man

Wrong, it always gets worse until you die Mathematical proof, the higher the value the worse things are: D(e)ath = max f(n) f(n) = (1+1/n)^n

>>7587 i want to go around the park and pick up garbage it's too cold out today though...

>>7785 activist?

>>7786 uhhh i wouldn't really call it activism. i mean maybe. i just go around town and clean up trash. i don't like the parks and walkways in my town being trashed but sadly NPCs don't care and the homeless make things worse.

>>7787 good. you're great